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AKLSDJFIOPASDJFIOAJ!!!!! [22 Jul 2005|12:44pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

I need the seventh Harry Potter book. Right meow.

IOJAWDIOFPJASDI!!!! I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER TWO YEARS!!

Who else was frustrated with the ending? It can't end like that! It's not fair! :(

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PLEAEE VOTE [02 Jul 2005|11:25am]
More pictures! :)

BRIDGE

CIGARETTE

PUPPY

IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED IF YOU WOULD VOTE

THANK YOU <3
the silly robot

O-M-G GUESS WHAT [01 Jul 2005|01:26pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

EMO SONG LYRICS DO NOT COUNT AS LITERARY GENIUS RETARD

:D

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JONES SODA.. PLEASE READ [29 Jun 2005|10:53pm]

Go vote on my pictures.. and pass them on!! It would be so cool if I could get a photo of mine on a bottle of Jones. That would be so effing sweet.

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

More to come when I get my scanner fixed :)

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hahahaha [27 Jun 2005|11:42pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Everyone in the Hagerstown area is such a dumbass.

;D

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it's a charmed life.. [07 Jun 2005|11:08pm]
[ mood | content ]

Having him hold me last night.. speaking softly next to my ear.. putting little kisses all over my neck and shoulders.. I felt so safe. And I didn't have to look at him to know he was happy, either.

He makes me smile.

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bored.. [29 May 2005|07:02pm]
[ mood | restless ]

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Erin
2. Eir
3. Captain Bizzlestick

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. demonic toastur
2. drownedoutdream
3. knightofkneek

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Eyes
2. Nose
3. Hair

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Weight
2. Finger nails
3. Knees

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. I'm
2. all
3. Irish.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Elevators
2. Clowns
3. Needles

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Chapstick
2. Hair tie
3. Sandals/flip flops

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Tank top
2. Jean shorts
3. Sandals

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. David Bowie
2. Loreena McKinnett
3. Jack Johnson / G-Love

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Love for old nintendo games
3. Common interests

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. My hair is curly.
2. I'm a midget.
3. I've met the devil.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes
2. Lips
3. Neat hair (I have to be interested in poking it)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Sleeping
2. Reading
3. Writing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get rid of this nasty headache
2. Go for a walk
3. Apologize to boy

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Writer
2. Set design for theater
3. Teacher

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Galopagos Islands
2. Ireland
3. Italy

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Kasper
2. Aidia
3. Julia

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Go to Ireland
2. Write and publish a book
3. Be happy with what I have

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I don't care much about what I look like
2. I have man-boobs
3. I say what I think, always (more outspoken than submissive at times)

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I am lacking in the penis department
2. I am not lacking in the boobage department
3. I base things more on emotion than logic

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Cary Elwes

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Your mom
2. Your mom
3. Your mom

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HEY ASSHOLES [22 May 2005|09:36pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Those of you who talked about Friday --

Whaddya wanna do? I say we go to Tokyo Diner and then WALMART

OMGWTFBBQ?!!

XD

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D:< [17 May 2005|04:40pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

I think, that more than almost anything, I really, really, really hate it when my foot falls asleep.

the silly robot

Movin' to the country... [11 May 2005|09:15pm]
[ mood | dead ]

Schedule:

May 5: AP English Literature Exam 7.45-12.00
May 6-9: Study for AP Psychology non-stop
May 9: Work 4.30-10
May 10: AP Psychology Exam 11.45-2.45
May 11: Prom shopping with dainty_whiskers; study for Economics
May 12: AP Macroeconomics Exam 7.45-11.00; Work 5.30-10
May 13: Work 5.30-10
May 14: Prom 7-11; Post-prom 11-5
May 15: Work 12.30 - 4.30

May 16: Prom articles & photos due; work 4.30 - 9.30
May 17-20: Living Arts preparation
May 23: Living Arts Festival 6.00-9.00
May 24: Fruit experiment ends
May ?? Send newspaper
June 2: Sociology Final (??); last day of school
June 6: Newspaper distribution
June 13: Graduation
June 25 & 26: Celtic Fling

Work is in there too, and it's grueling hours. Ew. I know there's stuff I've forgotten as well.

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the meaning of love [26 Apr 2005|09:03pm]
[ mood | touched ]

The Meaning of Love

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.

"What does love mean?"
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds. The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy -age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an imagination)
Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6



**********
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
**********

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addiction +++++++ [20 Apr 2005|03:52pm]
[ mood | okay ]

I'm addicted to having holes punched in my body. <3

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you'll hear nothing more from me -- [17 Apr 2005|05:19pm]
[ mood | sad ]

Someone falls to pieces
Sleeping all alone
Someone kills the pain
Spinning in the silence
She finally drifts away
Someone gets excited
In the chapel yard
Catches a bouquet
Another lies a dozen
White roses on the grave

Yeah
And be yourself is all that you can do
Yeah
To be yourself is all that you can do

Someone finds salvation
In everyone
Another only pain
Someone tries to hide himself
Down inside himself he prays
Someone swears his true love
Until the end of time
Another runs away
Separate or united
Empty or insane

And be yourself is all that you can do
All that you can do
To be yourself is all that you can do
All that you can do
To be yourself is all that you can do
All that you can do
To be yourself is all that you can do

Even when paid enough
And put upon
Or been held up
Every single memory of
Good or bad
Traces of love
Don't lose any sleep tonight
I'm sure everything will end up alright
Even with love
Be yourself is all that you can do
To be yourself is all that you can
Be yourself is all that you can do..


Life is not about counting how many breaths we take, but how many times our breath is taken away.

the silly robot

mhm<3 [15 Apr 2005|10:57pm]
[ mood | happy ]

I took a big blanket, a pillow, and my phone out in my backyard today and fell asleep for two hours. However, just as I fell asleep, my mom opened the screen door and yelled:

"Erin! Get in here and make the salad!"

I sat up and replied, "Woman, I ain't makin' you no damn salad!" and proceeded to flop over again onto my pillow.

"Fine! You can just stay outside all night then!" She then shut the door, locked it, and started laughing at me.

I flipped her off and went back to sleep, Nellie hugging my right side, the sunlight my left.

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my deepest apologies.. [03 Apr 2005|07:42pm]
[ mood | empty ]

Jenna, Mel, Mandy and Josh..

I am so sorry about last night. I know you told me I don't have to apologize but I really do.. I shouldn't have brought you here. You shouldn't have had to have seen that. I think I was more scared for you guys - especially Josh - than I was for me.. I'm sorry I couldn't do anything.

Tina and Cody..
I'm sorry I couldn't get ahold of you two, but after what happened I think it's better that you didn't come. I'll make it up to you somehow

But I'm just sorry, for everything..

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Happy birthday to me. [26 Mar 2005|11:16pm]
[ mood | blank ]

A few little fun facts for you all..

1. Silly putty that smells like lemon scratch n' sniffs is not healthy.
2. Wildberry windex is good for cleavage protrol.
3. Tickling Ed and tweaking his nipples is not a good idea.
4. Don't ever ask Jordan to make you a hamburger.
5. Deer are stupid and like to cross roads in herds of 10+, scaring the shit out of drivers at night.
6. Phone calls with Josh, meant to be quickies, can last up to 20 minutes.
7. I will officially be 18 at 9 PM tomorrow night.

And most importantly..
My dad bought me a camera for my birthday - a Nikon N65. It's incredibly beautiful and I can't wait to play with it.

[sigh]

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[whack!] [22 Mar 2005|03:43pm]
[ mood | silly ]

"I'm cold and there are wolves after me!"

the silly robot

LOL I'M COLD WARM ME UP [20 Mar 2005|02:31pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I checked out this guy's journal because Sarah posted about him.. I got a really good laugh out of some of his entries. These two are my favorite :D

I lost my cybervirginity!
AND
I'm never having sex again!

Pssh.. you can't have sex AGAIN if you've never had it in the first place. I don't think cybering counts as losing your virginity. Or does it? :O!

It looks like we have a new method of birthcontrol, folks. MSN crashing saved the day!!

I shouldn't be laughing, but I really can't help it. Hee.

ps: Another fun thing..

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emulsions cast my heartbeat; black & white is what i feel [12 Mar 2005|10:57pm]
[ mood | sick ]

Random shots I've taken in the past few weeks.. Not all of them had composition and stuff in mind. Mouseover for chatter.

And she feels like kickin' out all the windows, setting fire to this life..Collapse )
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Add this to my list of sins -- [12 Mar 2005|12:56am]
[ mood | bitchy ]

I absolutely love being offensive.

It puts me in hysterics. People get offended so easily by this or that, by EVERYTHING. It makes me wonder what they're like when something truly bad happens.

I'm a religionless asshole, guys. I care about people and am always very gentle and kind, but when people find out I'm atheist, they get really fucking pissed because I just don't believe in it. That really annoys me.

I create my own world. I don't need someone else to do it for me. I see religion as a box which we are caged in. You can believe whatever you want; I will never judge you for it. I would love to listen to you talk about it. But I don't see the need to deny myself anything to please some higher power that doesn't do jack shit for humanity. If your God were real, I'd have to wonder why He is so fucking cruel. He'd be a sadist. "He" lets his sons and daughters destroy themselves all the while claiming to love his children.

What fucking bullshit.
Only you can fix your life. Don't count on some whispy being in the clouds to do it for you.

"They say there's a heaven for those who wait
Some say it's better, but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
For the sinners are much more fun

You know that only the good die young.."


That's my opinion, you have yours -- want to reciprocate my respect for you and not judge me from your biased pedestal of holiness?

And that's the end of my rant. I know I'm a heathen, don't feel the need to take it upon yourself to remind me again.
Boo fucking hoo if you're offended.

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